DUDES in my life & of my life (or is it the same?)

DUDES! who the heck were they? well, i can't really mention their names in here. because i know now that someone has been stalking my blogs! You know who you are, right dude? *tap you on the shoulder* ;)
HAHAHA, you're reading my lotsa craps.
anyway, idk exactly what kind of dudes i wanna to talk about. 
recently, there is this Pinoy dude, who added me not long ago, asked me to become his girlfriend. i seriously laughed my ass off! lol. well, this Pinoy dude name is, .. .. mm, enough saying that we share the same 2nd name. :D
and too unlucky for that Pinoy dude, since i'm using Googie *cough*-Google Chrome, i had installed Facebook Chat History as my Googie extension. 
so, all of my chat history will be saved.
uh, have i mentioned AUTOMATICALLY? yes, whether i want it or not, it will saved on its own. so, be careful with your sayings. i can always check back our chat history. ^_^
so here is; 

i'm speechless and laughed my ass off!

uh, no? you don't think it's funny? at all?

well, no offense here. really. 
i'm bored, so i need to something to laugh of. :/
and there is another dude, i think from Pakistan, he claimed that his mother is local citizen, from Kuching. uh-huh? like i care?
i'm going to remove him soon. i'm sick of receiving friend requests with no mutual friends.(if you happen to read this) hey! don't remove me yet!
Likes in common would be fine, ya know, pages like Catholic Church, Picnik, and all that on Facebook. so, i don't really mind at all, if you find me through fan pages.
and by the way, long distance relationship won't work okay? 
and most important point of all, i'm not yet in the mood for L.O.V.E.
yes, i'm not interested. or better yet, don't even think of trying so hard. even if you look so dead gorgeous. 
man! i sounded like the princess! HAHAHA. lol. jual mahal kunu.
not because i'm sick of love stuffs and all that, i just don't think it's time.
so, fellas would be fine for me. don't even think of . . just don't.
ya know, like when you go to stores, i'm on display, but i'm not put up for sale. i belong to the stores owner.


mmm. hey, i thought we wanna talk about dudes in my life and of my life?
well, they're not in my life anyway. 
i guess, it ends here.